Firstly a quick perv update...
I would like to extend my comments about last weeks guests further and add that JTP (Josh the Perv) was not helped by the fact that A led him on a fair bit. At one point he was helping A with the dishes and asked her whether this would earn him some digestivs after the meal. A's response was to whisper to him 'You'll need to do more than that to earn some after dinner treats' and then wink before loading the dishwasher...provocatively.
Another thing I noticed about staring Stanley was the way that he was somehow ALWAYS listening. A and I would be having a conversation, nothing to do with the guests and every now and then his voice would just answer a question, I didn't even know where it was coming from half the time. On Thursday morning A was sitting by the kitchen door eating a yoghurt and couldn't finish it, she asked me if I would like the rest...before I even had time to answer her JTP's hand slowly extended through the door and plucked the yoghurt from her hand.
I will definitely not miss JTP and his starey ways...but in a weird way I think A really will.
This is going to be a strange week. Unfortunately A got some sad news recently and has to go home for a few days to visit family. I am slowly starting to realise quite how much she does around the chalet... before leaving she left a list of things for me to remember.Things that I am very likely to forget such as 'lock door when leaving', 'turn oven off when finished cooking' and 'flush loo after use'.
Hopefully the list will help me through until she returns on Tuesday but I will give you a mid week update to let you know how I get on.
I just went and did the online shopping for the first time...I am about 100 Euros over budget...guess I better log back in and take off those crab legs and pork roasting joints I orderered for the staff barbeque.
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